Peter Frickface

He’s friends with Hankenbert Buffberry and he’s involved in the history of scumbags (one of the first ever scumbags on Earth!) Peter’s mummy burned all her toes and offered them to Peter, but he refused because he hates Barclays. There’s a lot of debate among historians whether or not Peter is a good guy, but he’s a marmite hater so there must be some good in him.

“Hey, it’s Peter Frickface!”
“It looks like his circuits are broken!”

by Nugget06 September 20, 2022

Petering

To withhold joy and amusement from your friends by not spending time with them.

He's petering again.
Her petering is unbearable.
No wonder that his name is Peter, he has been petering us for two months straight.

by Definitelynotpeter December 25, 2018

peter völk

best butcher in the world

Peter Völk is the best butchery in the world!

by ImBlackMexxx January 3, 2017

peter parker

i don’t know who this man is!

person 1:have you heard of this random guy called peter parker?
person 2:no who the hell is that?

by etommo167 April 14, 2022

Peter's mum

Peter's mum is an all around nice and sexy lady, she do be kinda gay tho, oh well she is good at playing the trombone. smh.

Random fat dude: "Yooo, its Peter's mum, lol, im gonna rape the fuck out of you"

by Init ye maa February 1, 2021

Peter Toots

when your penis farts

listen to that peter toots

by mantis422 September 19, 2020

peter gallina

a wap in a nutshell that most likely is gay and jerks off to deku from my hero

peter gallina is weird

by komxnwdhgwygdvbh263 July 18, 2021