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Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
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Kooki-nuts

(noun) The English word for seco, a liquor that is popular in Central America. It is versatile, and distilled from sugarcane. Derived from the Greek word "kabphea", meaning "dry sticks".
I was worried that there would not be anything to drink here, but then I saw the bottles of Kooki-nuts on the counter. Did somebody just get back from Panama?
by Biff Cocoabutter November 25, 2011
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Pelican Nut

An unexpected and unidentifiable item found in your food.
"Ooh, there's something in my chocolate brownie. I'm not sure what it is though.
It must be a pelican nut."
by Pineapplepolarbear January 6, 2012
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Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.
Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."
by Bandana Raburn September 13, 2011
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Nut Nursery

Eight of these are required for creation of a gug.
Yoooo! I just got my 8th Nut Nursery! Holy shit nigga, that's a gug!!
by TNfiend May 30, 2023
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Some Nuts

When something sucks so bad all you can say is that it’s “some nuts.”
“This is Some Nuts”
“Damn work was Some Nuts”
Person A: “Hey, how was the movie?”
Person B: “Dude, it was Some Nuts. I literally walked out halfway through.”
by SomeNutsGuy123 October 20, 2023
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Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk
The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.
by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023
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