uber-douche

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.

john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."

by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010

Flag

Get the uber-douche mug.

douche corral

Noun.
Location overrun by douchebags

Lets avoid that douche corral and go somewhere else

That bar is a real douche corral

All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street

by sdmama January 16, 2014

Flag

Get the douche corral mug.

Someone that tries to create a definition for their name or their girlfriend's / boyfriend's name. The definition typically consists of calling themselves or their significant other the most beautiful or handsome person in the world.

Person 1: Stephen submitted a definition for his own name that talks about how cool he is.

Person 2: What an Urban douche!

by Kevin the Hun March 6, 2020

Flag

Get the Urban douche mug.

Alpha-Douche

Someone who consistently interrupts people thinking he knows where they're going but its wrong. They deny having this trait and often claim to never be wrong. They also take advantage of word play in bets and attempts to convince everyone he/she is not a contradictor but everyone knows he/she is. Usually only makes bets he/she cannot lose.

My boss is an Alpha-Douche

by TTsadfasdf51321321321asdf June 16, 2018

Flag

Get the Alpha-Douche mug.

douche canoe

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

by large barges July 14, 2020

Flag