Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

Weed

I could give a definition but I’ll just break it down it’s a herb that’s dried

Cuz I need some weed of foenem

by Gif Gug November 22, 2020

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower August 17, 2016

Weed

Bedtime Gummies

Mom can I get some weed? Of course honey

by ItzLilChoppa October 13, 2021

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Weed

A type of flower that, when smoked, can give mind altering affects and elevate moods. Can also make you gay in some cases, or cause you to fall into an Eternal Gay Sleep, also known as EGS.

Dude did you smoke and of that weed that topher brought? That shit was straight gas.

by ilikebeer2019 March 20, 2019

Weeding

The wedding between two people who smoke a lot of weed. There is a lot of weed smoked at this particular weddings

That was a awesome weeding, dude!

by zerotex June 14, 2019