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douche rinse

The definition of an aggressive driver that pulls in front of you, cuts you off and then hits the brakes. This is a person that you watch drive in front of you, while thinking to yourself how can I run over this person and get away with it?
God, what a douche rinse! Thanks alot douche rinse for pulling in front of me and cutting me off!
by aptpitbull92563 January 19, 2017
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Douche Bag

Used as a noun, Douche Bag is a title earned by, most commonly, men who are...
Selfish, Narcissistic, Obnoxious, and/or mentally insane.

Douche Bags are most commonly: Chads, Clout Chasers, Attention whores, and Fags
Person 1: "did you hear what Connor did to Janie!?"
Person 2: "omg what happened!?"
Person 1: "Connor asked Janie on a date and she rejected her, so he spread a rumor that she sucked off LeBron"
Person 2: "What a Douche Bag!"
by phat.memes.87 March 21, 2019
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Douche-Bag

The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.
I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.
by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017
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deflecting douche

The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023
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Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?
by tookis April 5, 2010
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Lacrosse douche

Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.
Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.

Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.

Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.
by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019
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Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
by Hostile October 25, 2005
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