Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 03, 2022

Dead cracker baby

Unalived infant that just so happens to be white.

Okk... who left this dead cracker baby on my lawn?

by LiquidQuick June 14, 2025

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 19, 2021

package of crackers

Any grouping of white people

Hey Tyrone look at that package of crackers

by bobslayer July 04, 2015

cookie no cracker

when comparing good weed to garbage weed

“ i’m out here smoking cookie no cracker

by big kap May 18, 2020