National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

National Pop a Titty Day

February 11th is the day when all BIOLOGICAL girls show the boys their tatas.

Oh look its the 11th. Now martha has no choice but to show me her tits. Everyone knows its National Pop a Titty Day

by alfy443 February 11, 2024

10k day

One’s 10,000 day alive. This occurs at the age of 27 and a bit.

Me: Hey Jack, when are we celebrating your 10k day?
Jack: It’s already been. I didn’t celebrate and I’m devastated.
Me: Bummer, I’d be gutted!

by Festival Jez March 6, 2019

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

National wear trainers to school day

The only day that you can wear trainers to school. September 22

Oi Callum remember, it’s national wear trainers to school day you don’t need your shoes

by Elliot big cock September 23, 2021

Day bestie

Day best friend

I spent a week with my day bestie

by Boss-ette May 1, 2021

Non-Fur-Day for furries

On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.

shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?

shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy

by dog32012 December 20, 2020