compton ass eddie

This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.

Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"

by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005

scooch ass

A female who is attractive but no one knows if they are a whore.

Amber, the movie vendor, she is one fine scooch ass.

by VWguy February 21, 2005

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004

slammin ass

Brant E. a guy that has a nice ass! fo sho

dude brant has a slamming ass

by mol January 17, 2004

ass syrup

Over instant message, request they say it out loud even if people are around.

Patrick: i have a joke.
Patrick: why didn't the fat man fit in the chair?
Sabastian Boaz: why?
Patrick: because he wouldn't .sit his ass down!
Sabastian Boaz: lol that was really bad, you have to say Ass Syrup out loud
Patrick: okay

by Sabastian Boaz January 25, 2004

ass drag

used as a form of initiation when your naked ass is dragged over a rough carpet; usually resulting in a bloody ass and scars for life; also the inability to sit

"the ass drag made me cry for hours"

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

ass-hand

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.

"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"

by jovato May 12, 2003