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My left toe

My left toe tastes weird
by Yikesthatsbad October 16, 2020
mugGet the My left toemug.
-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti
by Dapartywolf November 9, 2021
mugGet the Stop pooping in my spaghettimug.

My sauce

Someone who you like but isn’t yet your girlfriend
That my little sauce right there
My sauce
by Hyperrolls1 July 9, 2024
mugGet the My saucemug.
that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021
mugGet the I thought my air pods were on-mug.

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.
Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!
by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017
mugGet the smoke my bowlmug.

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick
1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!
by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019
mugGet the Crackfaced my teddymug.

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