(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.
A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.
by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009
Get the Ass-smoocherymug. by Li rod wave November 30, 2019
Get the Jolly grab ass weekmug. When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.
by 104206901 March 15, 2021
Get the Ass to Pouchmug. Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
by Jen!:) June 10, 2022
Get the matitties with no assmug. by MrCubite December 2, 2019
Get the Fuck me in the assmug. is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name
by michelle dexter December 28, 2007
Get the ass quickermug. Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
by Asheater July 17, 2016
Get the Baboons assmug.