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Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.
A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.
by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009
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Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.
Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah
by Li rod wave November 30, 2019
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Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.
I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.
by 104206901 March 15, 2021
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matitties with no ass

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!
by Jen!:) June 10, 2022
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Fuck me in the ass

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"
by MrCubite December 2, 2019
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ass quicker

is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms...only men with the name johnathan can posses this name
by michelle dexter December 28, 2007
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Baboons ass

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon
Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
by Asheater July 17, 2016
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