Dick Rattler

When you are spooning your significant other and they fart on your dick causing a rattling noise.
I'll be the little spoon tonight, last night you gave me a dick rattler.
by Buders January 19, 2020
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Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.
“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”
by TheRealistDealist December 14, 2020
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dick code

The combination to a penis maneuver in sexual conflict
She wanted the dick code tho
by The bro code 420 February 16, 2018
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Tetrapod Dick Muncher

Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.
"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."

"For real"
by Onyxia83 October 01, 2023
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Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
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after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.
Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.
by The OriginalStealth February 01, 2019
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Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015
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