ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

Ass

The place where Ant Man will be going in the Endgame.

Ant Man: I hope Thanos cleaned his ass before Endgame.

by Colăcei Cu Mujdei March 27, 2019

Bitch ass nigga

A person who is a bitch ass nigga

That bitch ass nigga right there is a bit h ass nigga.

by YungDDick February 13, 2019

Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit

I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce

by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018

ass-tonne

1. The amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her rectum.

2. (colloquial) Some large amount.

"That's an ass-tonne of cocaine you've got there!"

by Doctor- Professor Patrick November 17, 2013