Crack my gait

Walking away from someone who’s staring at your ass while your shorts are riding high

I like to crack my gait to get noticed

by Kent the rowdy March 1, 2024

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.

Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022

run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.

Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...

by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019

Do ma my

mother fucker or fuck your mom

yo mum got a big ass, I fuck yo mum last night and it felt WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Do ma my

by Phat pussy victor June 15, 2018

My Ex

Rapper you are no longer working with or on the same side. Hidden from the public. Someone you want the public to think is a girl but an ex partner you secretly hate, compete with, and you are subliminally dissing. Rap media knows but are contractually obligated to lie to you.

Drake: I might charge my ex for a feature; while earlier saying no one appreciates Weezy more than me.

by Wayne vs Drake Beef on YouTube March 8, 2021