dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014

Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

Dick Riding

When someone purposefully tries to annoy you by creating an argument about something you like just to put their own likes over yours
Usually done in an persistent and annoying way

Nobody:

Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding

by Yeakeepscrolling May 7, 2022

Dick head

Someone how is such a prick

Oii man why are you such a dick head

by Youngdaggerdick1 January 30, 2020

Dick backing

when a man with an erect penis rubbs it on your back unexpectedly

I just got dick backed on the jetski

see that guy dick backing her ? that is so creepy

by TripleA1 May 24, 2016

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Birdman Dick Beans

A North Jerseyan delicacy

Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024