rumphed my grissle

To twist your ankle

I stepped off the curb and rumphed my grissle.

by lil' smokie February 1, 2025

Oh my gurl

When you have a rough time doing something and it involves girls.

You&Me: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Me:*Loses* Oh my gurl.

by CYCY_23_NCT March 27, 2022

My

Yep… today…
I love you
More than yesterday!!!!

You filled my bucket!
In your arms…
How I would love to be!!!
Don’t worry…
I believe in you/ me

by a dream and 💔 August 13, 2024

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

My Hero Academia

Great anime wich the fandom absolutely ruined it
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Person 1 : My Hero Academia is a great anime! I will look a fandom to join on twitter (X)!
*5 minutes passed*
Person 2: U good bro?
Person 1: I NEED BLEACH

by Goofy ah user April 2, 2024

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018