If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Ass

1.Butt
2.donkey
3.anger

1.You have a big ass.
2.I have a ass.
3.You're such an ass!

by KayhoBEEGfanlove May 17, 2021

Trick ass bitch

If you lie that you took screen shots of his dick your a truck ass bitch

Dude: YOU TRICK ASS BITCH I BET YOU DID SCREEN SHOT HIS DICK PIC

by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? January 14, 2020

Titties Ass Fucker

Titties Ass Fucker is Lady Caca's third movie, a satire on Folie A Joker.

Want to watch Lady Caca's new movie, Titties Ass Fucker?

by I'mcrazy May 1, 2024

ass hair

hair located in the ass

i was having sex with some girl and she had ass hair

by luvbug5282947 July 24, 2018

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Ass drool

Leaky Fecal matter comingg out off one's buttocks; usually with a brownish-yellow tints but can be red on occasions.

Hey guys, I heard a rumor that Conner had a terrible amount of ass drool last night after having sex with alexa.

by Aidan5908 February 25, 2022