Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse

I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose

by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.

Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.

by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017

upon my soul

an exclamation of surprise.

"Upon my soul, that was the most delicious cake I have ever tasted!"

by Arminkshipper May 3, 2025

fo shizzle my nizzo

For Sure my "nigger"(not offensive way). Used to avoid being counted as bad word.

Fo shizzle my nizzo ya'll

by Masta debata September 15, 2003

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025