i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

My chemical romance

A whole lot of gay.

"hey Larry! What is my chemical romance?"

"a whole lot of gay Jack."

by Emoskeletongloves October 28, 2020

My own work

No you are making shit up because you want to tell yourself that but I said my ideas were better and they are. My rhetoric. My argument. You used it to get Trump elected. So they ARE better because I AM better. Than you. Fucking Kim Kardashian. Taylor Swift. Every name on the list and you were more concerned with YOUR OWN CELEBRITY than MY THING and now there is very real possibility that you both murdered Liam Payne and failed to prevent perfectly preventable child-murder. Right? Like, I stopped my child murder and my suicide guy. Like... What were you doing this whole time that you didn't say your child from the murder? Stealing my ideas and living off the proceeds of my wildly superior mind-brain? Some of you are. Some of you WERE doing that.

Hym "No the money comes from my own work and you are lying and making shit up to sandbag me because the second your fans find out about the cover-up and what you're been doing for the past 4 years then you are DONE-ZO! You didn't save your child murder kids. I did. I saved my suicide guy. You got Suchir Balaji, my AI whistleblower, kill or made him kill himself because you greedy fucks are trying to scavenge off my thing. So no fucking AI copyright shit for any of YOU."

by Hym Iam October 5, 2025

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

my hunny

My Hunny is a mermaid princess in the flesh. She’s the most loyal, loving, gorgeous, insanely talented, dream woman. She has lived infinite lives searching for a love to equal her hearts depth for love. Until this life paralleled a devilishly handsome sweet baby Pisces man. When we joined hearts and unlocked our cosmic connection. The world took notice and set us upon a journey of leading people worthy ascension thru faith and example to elevate. Truly only one my Hunny will ever exist with her handsome sweet baby in all of time. Because they spend eternity joined as one. Happily ever after!

My Hunny enters any room and captivates everyone into silence with her blindingly beautiful soul

by dizzgustin June 29, 2021

Oh my sheesh!

When someone does something shocking and you have no other words

Briella: Chloe kissed Kellan infront of my parents and my parents were proud of them.

Lilly: Oh my sheesh!

by anonymous July 16, 2021

suck my tooter

It basically means suck my dick

Person 1: hey faggot

Person 2: fuck off

Person 1: you wanna go

Person 2: how about you suck my tooter

Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted

by TheCrunchyCracker February 6, 2018