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Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.
Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in
by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022
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very, very dirty

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by PignnyeStonk17 January 5, 2022
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dirty idris

the name given to a midget that likes men and fingers his bum hole to help him go to sleep
"wow dude, your bum is wide, you must be a real dirty idris
by your kick January 6, 2022
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Dirty Swazy

doing doggy-style with your lesbian sister while you eat out your best friends ass
We should definitely have a Dirty Swazy tonight.
by bigballsboy193 January 7, 2022
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Dirty Kilde

When you force a horse to fill your asshole with semen and then go 2 rounds with jonny sins using the cum as lube.
A friend of mine was pretty horny so i sugested he try a Dirty Kilde
by LeviathanGrandSock January 7, 2022
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Dirty Mick

The act of having one's drinks swapped without your knowledge to something much stronger, taking you by surprise. This results in being bent over and simultaneously vomiting and shitting yourself, having it drip down your leg while your drunk best friend offers to use it as lube for anal sex
"What the fuck did you do to my drink?"
"Dirty mick mate, enjoy!"
by Blahnotaloserblah January 8, 2022
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Dirty kitty

When a obedient sun tries to test their dom by acting like a brat
by BlairBoo January 9, 2022
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