Pink Shorting

When boys skip a guys hangout to hang out with their girlfriend.

He didn't show up to the game, he must be pink shorting.

by hellotherealloe September 30, 2021

Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone

It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time

by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022

Short

Sereeena

Someone: aye can you tell me what short is
Someone: sereena

by NotDoc March 5, 2022

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

dominic short

See Jesus Christ.

Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.

by The Crimson Rag June 4, 2021

Short

Chloe Baker

God your short like chloe baker

by Keegan_the_king June 15, 2021