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Urban dictionary 

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary 

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

urban dictionary t-shirt 

The t-shirt Urban Dictionaryoffers as a product on its website. The definition of a word you find on their website can be printed on this shirt to you.

The t-shirt is defined as "Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton)."
Jackoff 1: Hey, I just got my new Urban Dictionary T-shirt. It has the definition of gay sex on it!

Jackoff 2: Oh, yeah? Well, mine has roast beef flaps on it!

Jackoff 3: Everyone loves my Urban Dictionary milf hunter T-shirt!

Downie Jackoff: I got a shirt with down syndrome on it!

Jackoff 4: I like my dick chicken shirt. What about you?

Jackoff 5: My mom took away my your mom T-shirt.

Ordinary, good-natured person: I don't have an Urban Dictionay t-shirt, but I have a nike just do it t-shirt with a nike swoosh on it!

(Jackoffs look at the ordinary person like a complete and utter retard)

Urban dictionary 

The universes most accurate dictionary. It will tell you anything you need to know
Let's read the urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

A site used by people for fun. Definitions are published based on different words whether lay be real or made up
Urban Dictionary is a fun pass time
Urban Dictionary by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.
Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...
Urban Dictionary by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016