EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009

Sandra tits

Danish term for tits that are absolutely humongous!

Oh, look at those big Sandra tits!

by LT666 October 25, 2010

Tits Bergade

When, in checkers, you have to make a move you don't want to make, or make a move that puts you in a position to be jumped.

Ah damn, i'm in tits bergade!

by Deven/Jake June 14, 2008

Tits and Explosions

Exclamation declaring that something is fantastic

That party was tits and explosions!

by Sean Ryan the First May 10, 2008

Crotch Tits

When a woman is so disgustingly fat that she has huge rolls hanging over her crotch area, resembling a 2nd set of tits.

Some woman with crotch tits at the airport requested a wheelchair and the whole plane had to wait on her. She's not disabled, she's just too fat and lazy to walk.

by Big scuNk March 13, 2011

pancake tits

very flat sagging breasts, native to most internet women. especially numerous in those with children, usually accompanied by stretchmarks and or some form of piercing to make them seem more alluring.

the strippers at that club were disgusting, they all had pancake tits and stretchmarks.

by anal princess December 7, 2003

king tits

the ultimate. the best. there is no higher.

'did you get the new x-box?' 'oh yes, i played it all nite. it is king tits'

'how's your new guitar?' 'oh it is king tits'

by eric bastille December 16, 2006