Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Noah Velez

a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.

Guy 1: Drops a dudes mac.
Guy 2: Damn your such a Noah Velez sometimes!

by jesusjuiceman January 2, 2011

Noah

He is so sexy girls eat his peee peee every day

Wow I really want Noah's peee peee

by My willy is huge 🥵 June 2, 2022

Noah

Noah is someone who telaports under jayvion’s bed at night and licks his ass

Yo that nigga Noah gay asl

by LiLMoistToilet August 18, 2021

Noah

Biggest cock sucker you've ever known.
They're always trying to suck on someone's dick, no matter who.
They just cant stop sucking dicks.
They actually opened the jar containing Rasputin's 9inch flacid penis and sucked on it for 4 straight days

Jerry: "Yeah man, I think Tom is a total Noah, he wont stop trying to suck my dick"
Benjamin: "Oh shit here comes Tom! I'm gonna hide before he sucks my penis again"

by bakeddeepfriedbeans April 7, 2022

noah vogt

he is a boy and he is getting ez dick

hey thats noah vogt
ohh the cocksucker

by kys sk November 21, 2016

Noah

Noah is a dumbass. A cringe lord. And the cutest, most adorable idiot. He's got really nice hands! He never thinks he is enough for anyone else's love. Noah is softhearted even when he acts tough. He loves thighs, specially in yoga pants. Noah is shy and insecure but pretty handsome. He will go far in life, has a lot of potential and greatness within him to achieve many things, but his own doubts keep him grounded. I can't wait to see him sprout his wings one day! Noah is the best.

Person: "He looks cringe."
Her: "He definitely is, he is Noah. My favorite."

by vanilla_kitten November 23, 2021