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Kevin

Kevin is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. his charms and personality will attract you so easily and he smells like heaven. he will give you attention and send you goodmorning/goodnight messages. he will care for you a lot and always check up on you. he's a popular boy with dark, pretty hair. he will protect you any way he can, and will always forever be on your side. he is really smart but doesn't try hard in any subjects. his smile will leave you breathless.
friend: your boyfriend kevin seems so sweet!
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin
by biggest simp February 1, 2022
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
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Kevin Fuentes

A being or animal if you will that incapable of thinking with a brain, albeit the brain is smoother than his forehead.
This person is so Kevin Fuentes.
by KevinGenderFluidLover July 28, 2021
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Pulling a Kevin Spacey

Did you hear NFL coach Kevin Maxen just came out? Yeah, but who cares? He must be pulling a Kevin Spacey.
by bannedfromfacebookagain July 21, 2023
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Kevin Barnfield

Kevin is more commonly known as the local pedofile in Watford was caught looking at a primary school through his car window and he was seen on crime watch
by Arsenal fan tv September 30, 2019
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Kevin

A person that looovveessss aarons animals! Dont ask, but i think somebody is readin this. If your name is Kevin, then your a legend :D
Omg! Kevin is the weirdest person ever!
by Notme124 October 27, 2021
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