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Luke Jenner

The most badass guy you’ll ever meet he’s a cowboy beer drinking S.O.B. He knows how to sweet talk the lady’s. Drinks coors light and Budweiser and kills big bucks. He hates faggots and will tell you what he thinks about you even if you go jump off a cliff after it. He’s an athlete and a half, the only thing he can’t do is dunk cuz he’s not a nigger. But he dose shit the right way and if he’s sorry about something he damn sure means it. I want to be a Luke Jenner. Luke Jenner pulls puss and take names and will spit them out whenever the fuck he wants.
I want to be like Luke Jenner. He’s a solid guy
by Luke Jenner February 21, 2019
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Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.
Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke
by shrekussy March 30, 2023
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Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run
There’s a Luke Moran you best run
by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020
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Luke

If you are a luke then you probally are gay and suck alot of dick. Other than that lukes are smart and are a real bitch magnet (although gay)
"Yo Lukes surrounded by a bunch of girls over there!"
"He probally doesnt like any of them."
by littlemissduck November 2, 2022
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Luke…Luke has a massive cock, Luke knows how to please a girl in the bedroom, Luke is a true specimen of a man, Luke is the definition of a god
Luke is worshiped in man places as perfect
by Bigladluke November 22, 2021
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luke luzzi

a really short dude named luke
luke luzzi is "a really short dude named luke"
by ForcastCube7 October 4, 2020
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Luke

Luke will pull any girl you throw at him, he’ll smash any girl. not uggy ones) but yeah and he’s hot asf
i wish i was luke” said the uggy boy
by sexyman42 November 6, 2018
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