A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
by Vampire Son's Friend February 01, 2022
by sitonacactus January 13, 2021
by livvv May 22, 2011
Someone who left there kid for a pack of cigarettes and never came back forcing his mom to do everything causing her to drink until she couldnt remember anything causing kinyon to be ugly and retarted
by Kinyons dad March 19, 2019
A father who develops an erection only when he feels at home in a particular environment or social situation, such as in his own bed or in the company of his wife.
For fear of attracting peg dads, some moms avoid children's play groups frequented by relaxed, natural fathers; other moms find the company of peg dads enjoyable, and seek out such groups.
Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.
Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.
Father was completely comfortable on stage but many avoided his shows because of his reputation as a peg dad.
Over time, Renee's soothing manner turned the nervous father of three into an easygoing peg dad.
by grammarboffin September 26, 2014
when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019