slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014

Slap shot

When after passing gas you slap it towards the opponent AKA friend/family member and say slap shot when they get a whiff of it!

I slap shotted my girlfriend while sitting on the couch during a movie

by Binx75 November 22, 2014

J-Slap

When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.

"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."

"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."

by CowNiggaBalls November 25, 2011

titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys

Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

by crazy insane monkey June 15, 2011

jap slaps

Flipflops. Nicknamed JapSlaps because Jewish-American-Princess's wear them and they slap their feet.

Come shopping with me! We can get new solos and jap slaps!

by KatyaMamadjanian August 9, 2006

Poot Slap

The noise made during enthusiastic intercourse.

My lady and I had some serious poot slap going on.

by Dookie J January 9, 2004

Prairie slap

When a man or woman, slaps their partner in the face with a long hanging piece of feces, then sucks it back in. Similar to 'prairie dogging it', but used as a slap.

"Shutup, or I'll prairie slap you!"

by Eagle101 April 2, 2009