Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.

"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"

by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009

Slap shot

When after passing gas you slap it towards the opponent AKA friend/family member and say slap shot when they get a whiff of it!

I slap shotted my girlfriend while sitting on the couch during a movie

by Binx75 November 22, 2014

bitch slap

when a person is slapped (usually on the face) because they were doing or saying something bitchy or perverted.

Joe: Hay want to go to my place my parents aren't home. (licks lips)
Sally: What would we do.
Joe: I don't know maybe get rid of your virginity.
Sally: No, you pervert. (Bitch slaps Joe)

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

jap slaps

Flipflops. Nicknamed JapSlaps because Jewish-American-Princess's wear them and they slap their feet.

Come shopping with me! We can get new solos and jap slaps!

by KatyaMamadjanian August 9, 2006

titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys

Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

by crazy insane monkey June 15, 2011

Poot Slap

The noise made during enthusiastic intercourse.

My lady and I had some serious poot slap going on.

by Dookie J January 9, 2004

Prairie slap

When a man or woman, slaps their partner in the face with a long hanging piece of feces, then sucks it back in. Similar to 'prairie dogging it', but used as a slap.

"Shutup, or I'll prairie slap you!"

by Eagle101 April 2, 2009