Sandringham school, aka the prison that achieves good grades but fucks with your mental health, is run by a headteacher who is obsessed with Tim Peake the astronaut and STEM, and who seems to strongly dislike children.
The maths department is well known for its constant creation of new, bullshit rules, which shouldn't be allowed but are due to scary teachers, and the languages department for their rediculous hatred of Google Translate.
The art department has blocked sinks and a constant lack of equipment, despite Sandringham once being an arts school.
The maths department is well known for its constant creation of new, bullshit rules, which shouldn't be allowed but are due to scary teachers, and the languages department for their rediculous hatred of Google Translate.
The art department has blocked sinks and a constant lack of equipment, despite Sandringham once being an arts school.
by SometimesLifeIsShit March 4, 2019
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by onlyWs February 6, 2023
Get the school air mug.The deepest pit of Hell between the amazing years of elementary and high school. You get stabbed in the back, spend most of your time alone and in tears and cutting. The work load is ridiculous and all the teachers are constantly pissed off. Teachers have no sympathy because "they're preparing you for high school". Yeah no! High school teachers have souls. Have fun in the worst 3 years of your life.
Middle schools sucks ass. I made it through alive but just barely. My "best friend" left me all alone and I spent my days in a teacher's room alone.
High Schooler: Oh, what grade are you in??
Middle Schooler: 7th :/
High Schooler: Ohhh I'm so sorry it sucks huh?
Middle Schooler: YES!! I want it to die :(
High Schooler: Oh, what grade are you in??
Middle Schooler: 7th :/
High Schooler: Ohhh I'm so sorry it sucks huh?
Middle Schooler: YES!! I want it to die :(
by Rosethorns January 13, 2011
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Your homework varies between working with a class mate,
Working with a group of your classmates,
Doing on a family member.
Tests ate given by the teacher , who gets it preformed on them.
There is even once a year when students go for 4 weeks to sleep at school, and every night they sleep with someone else.
In sex school the only door is the main door, and clothing is forbidden.
When you walk into the classroom you must fuck the teacher, and while walking to your seat you must suck every boys dick, and lick every girls nipples.
It is the dream school.
Your homework varies between working with a class mate,
Working with a group of your classmates,
Doing on a family member.
Tests ate given by the teacher , who gets it preformed on them.
There is even once a year when students go for 4 weeks to sleep at school, and every night they sleep with someone else.
In sex school the only door is the main door, and clothing is forbidden.
When you walk into the classroom you must fuck the teacher, and while walking to your seat you must suck every boys dick, and lick every girls nipples.
It is the dream school.
by Me=Myself=I August 15, 2020
Get the sex school mug.Basically a popularity contest. It doesn't matter how many extra curriculars you are involved in, how well you speak, how you campaign, or how good your platform is. What only matters is how popular you are and what your lies are.
Today's School Elections:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic. He's really popular and he promised free donuts if he won.
Dustin: But what about Hannah? She's been on the Academic Team, in Science Club for 3 years and is involved in NJHS. She looks like she could do a really good job.
Ben: Yeah, but who is she? I'm voting for Nicc, cuz who doesn't like Nic?
What the elections should be:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic.
Dustin: Why? What has he done for the school?
Ben: I don't know. His speech wasn't that good, was it? That Hannah chic, her speech was really good.
Dustin: Yeah, you bet it was! I'm gonna vote for her! She's not only been on Academic Team and NJHS for 3 years, but she's been in Science Club, too. She's WAY more qualified than Nic is.
Ben: You're right. I'm voting for Hannah
So, that's how it is and how it should be.
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic. He's really popular and he promised free donuts if he won.
Dustin: But what about Hannah? She's been on the Academic Team, in Science Club for 3 years and is involved in NJHS. She looks like she could do a really good job.
Ben: Yeah, but who is she? I'm voting for Nicc, cuz who doesn't like Nic?
What the elections should be:
Dustin: Hey Ben, who are you voting for?
Ben: I'm voting for Nic.
Dustin: Why? What has he done for the school?
Ben: I don't know. His speech wasn't that good, was it? That Hannah chic, her speech was really good.
Dustin: Yeah, you bet it was! I'm gonna vote for her! She's not only been on Academic Team and NJHS for 3 years, but she's been in Science Club, too. She's WAY more qualified than Nic is.
Ben: You're right. I'm voting for Hannah
So, that's how it is and how it should be.
by Ms. N. Nelson January 4, 2011
Get the school election mug.The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 11, 2010
Get the school lunch mug.1) A vile, cruel, conformist, heartless place full of shitheads. If u are a boy you have to lie to get people to like u and then take it up your ass. If u are a girl it is even worse, people who have hit puberty make fun of everyone who hasn't and everyone goin through puberty is either ugly, pimple faced, outcast, or emo. People spread rumors horid beyond belief, kick your ass, or rape u. If u r accepted it is suddenly High School and the nightmare begins again.
2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
by Flippydaslasher November 20, 2007
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