Pulling a Hemi

When you're so wrong that in order for someone to correct you they would have to teach you what equates to several entry level college classes. Ultimately making correcting you more trouble than it's worth. Often met with agressive rage and violent sexual rhetoric from your side.

Hemi: We can't have medicare for all because then doctors will make less money, you stupid mingering cum gargler. And if doctors make less money nobody will want to be a doctor anymore, you absolute cretin DOLT. Then America will run out of doctors and we will all die. That is why Insulin NEEDS to be 10x more expensive in America than every other country.

Person 2: I would correct you but you're just pulling a Hemi and I don't have 3 hours to spend doing so.

Hemi: I am not astonished.

DOLT!

by MarkoLYFT July 4, 2023

pull the trigger

To initiate positive change in a new romantic relationship. This could take the form of telling someone you like them, asking someone on a first date, or kissing them. Pulling the trigger can also be shortened to p.t.t.

"How'd it go with her last night? Did you pull the trigger"
"Oh, you know... a gentlemen never tells."
"You're the man!"

by Nathan Shep July 20, 2008

Pull a Britney

As in Britney Spears- To go crazy and shave off all of your hair.

Carol seemed so stressed today. I was afraid that she would pull a britney.

by michyy June 19, 2007

Shirt Pull

The comforting action of pinching a shirt slightly above the belly button area, extending the arm and quickly releasing. This action is done subconsciously by many to provide a euphoric feeling of comfort and relief. The shirt-pull has gone mildly unnoticed for several years but spotting a shirt-pull has now become a national pastime as many have discovered the delight and joy of identifying

somebody mid-shirtpull.
*When correctly identifying a shirt-pull, it is crucial to "chalk-one-up", in order to correctly keep a mental tally.

"Hahahaha buddy over there just shirt pulled!"
"Dude did you see that monstrous shirt pull?"
Man, the other day I was -shirt pull- ...
Bootler looooves shirtpulling

by Rawk-14 May 30, 2009

pulling a serge

When a guy will throw it in any, and i do mean any, girl. He doesn't care if they are fat, or ugly, or handicapped. Just as long as he gets his nut off. But hey, he's just trying to help them out.

Man you were so wasted last night, you were pulling a serge.

by Manny Daddy August 7, 2007

pulling a neil

pulling a neil commonly refers to when one gets excessively drunk on a common highschool substance called miluakees best ice, or occasionally miller lite. Although one who pulls a neil is disliked at the time, all of their friends will grow to laugh it off shortly thereafter.

"yo we were at tylers the other day, and this dude was pulling a neil hardcore.

by Alex A. aka the one and only June 27, 2007

pull a Menendez

Killing parents, matricide or patricide.

Based on the Menendez brothers, Lyle and Erik, who killed their parents in 1989 with shotguns. They were not originally suspects until their lack of grief and spending almost $1 million in the first six months after their parents death became suspicious.

"My mother said she will ground me if I don't clean my room tonight. I swear to God I am about to pull a Menendez."

by puzzleattack February 23, 2009