When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.
Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs
Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs
Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn
by Pinkypinkypinky June 9, 2017
Get the tactical pornmug. All white sneakers, traditionally K-Swiss, usually seen on Manu Porn Stars as the only item of clothing they do not remove.
Really clean white sneakers that are out of place with the rest of your attire.
Really clean white sneakers that are out of place with the rest of your attire.
Hey Mike, that shirt matches your jeans really well but whats the deal with those porn tennies? You gotta ditch those for some dress shoes man.
by Farlesworth Barkelstein March 10, 2011
Get the Porn Tenniemug. 1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.
2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.
2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.
Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.
by 11001001 June 30, 2005
Get the Porn handsmug. by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
Get the Child Pornmug. A type of porn in which an individual poops on another individual or poops in their hand and rubs it on themselves or another person, or both with the intent to arouse the other person or themselves, or both.
Guy 1: “Yo have you ever watched scat porn?”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah! Like where they shit on each other?”
Guy 1: “Yeah!”
Guy 2: “Oh hell yeah dude, that shit is hot as fuck!”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah! Like where they shit on each other?”
Guy 1: “Yeah!”
Guy 2: “Oh hell yeah dude, that shit is hot as fuck!”
by ejh123 May 18, 2019
Get the scat pornmug. a combination of the sickest, most disgusting porn
an example of grumble porn is:
a still born male siamese horse with it's head up with mother's arse being shat on, with a male old midget bum fucking it whilst spank the horse with a whip
an example of grumble porn is:
a still born male siamese horse with it's head up with mother's arse being shat on, with a male old midget bum fucking it whilst spank the horse with a whip
by Dan July 13, 2003
Get the Grumble Pornmug. by B-Unit October 13, 2003
Get the porn twackmug.