poop crusade

Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.

"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"

by tacos for life January 2, 2015

Poop Stoop

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

by Toe fan November 17, 2014

Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.

Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009

souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

Extra Pooping

When you already pooped once but you gotta go again but it’s not yet diarrhea

I gotta take some time for extra pooping into my schedule

by Meadow rose September 23, 2022

Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019

bizzle poop

Poop when it goes down the toilet.

Rodrigo and Daniel had a big bizzle poop.

by Bizzle-poop May 16, 2016