Guy: So what do you think about us having a threesome?

Girl: No thanks hun, I'm just a one woman show.

It can also refer to a guy hanging out with a girl and her not wanting to have other girls hang out with them.

one woman show by Darling Eve August 19, 2008

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one thing led to another

A phrase used by men when telling stories. This phrase is used almost inevitably referring to sex.

We went back to my apartment and started watching the movie. well, one thing led to another and the next thing you know i'm banging her

one thing led to another by Moomoomoo2 October 21, 2008

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one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.

dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."

one eyed poker face by JonSyn November 14, 2009

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

One-eyed Flesh Weasel by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

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