A misplaced hand occurs when someone tries to feel up another person and that person then has to move the hand away (usually to the hip or worst case off the person all together). Most people will get the hint that the area is off limits however sometimes the misplaced hand is misonstrued as playing "hard to get" leading to further embaressment.
After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put billys misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more wining and dining before he could move to 2nd base.
by inspectah gadget April 20, 2010
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Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009
Get the Jazz Handed mug.1. That hand-whore never goes out with guys because she's always home takin' care of business by herself.
2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.
3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.
3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
by Spyboy Pseudodelic December 25, 2011
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by Nacho 720 March 15, 2009
Get the Carnival Hands mug.A hand taco occurs when all the ingredients of a taco are placed between two hands held together at the base making a v, like a taco shell.
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Damn bro! I heard that Kyle and Chad both had Hulk Hands at Jake's party the other with 4 Jamestown girls. They are true super herebro's.
by RoboChad August 9, 2012
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