mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

Utah Mud Crab

Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.

“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

Georgia Mud Bowl

When you shit in the tonk of a toilet so when they flush, the water has shit in it.

Hey John, my girl kicked me out so I gave her a Georgia Mud bowl before I left

by Shaggyshaggin September 27, 2018

mud bust

when one comes inside an asshole

"I'm sorry that I mud busted you last night."

by doodoobrains November 27, 2009

Mud

Another street name for heroin. Other common names for heroin included boy, tar, big H, snowball, dog food, smack (60's kind) and dope. It can be taken orally, injected and smoked. I personally recommend not doing it....

I sometimes think I should smoke mud, then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my head saying "mmm, better not."

by cj1519 June 6, 2015