What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 02, 2025
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Max<33

Max<33 is so nice to hang out with. Funny to talk to and just talk to. They care for you and like the small things that you do for them. They would like everything about you as long as your truthful with them and nice. Never lie to Max because that's fucked. They can also find where you live etc. Max is just so lovely to have and just will make you feel better by them just talking to you. They're like a beautiful flower that is so beautiful and perfect. Max is just perfect and you'll never wanna lose them because they mean so much. More than words can describe they just make you be happy and make you feel love.
Max<33 es el amor de Jenifer
by bunni.jen April 27, 2022
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Max Gold

Very swag human. The coolest person to ever exist.
You know max gold?

Yes. Isn’t that the swaggest person alive?
by Osodkdkosoxkwkkw December 07, 2021
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Max Li

Max Li :"gameing"
by pimpster69420 May 08, 2021
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Boeing 737 Max

The epitome of terrible
A word to describe something so bad that there is not any other word in the English language to describe it
Did you hear that my sister died on one of those new Boeing planes? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.
Did you hear that my sister cheated on me with my mother? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.
by Mullzipop April 13, 2024
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max#6969

that max#6969 is addicted to that VPS!
by max boi November 05, 2020
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Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.
“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”
by Derk maxer March 01, 2024
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