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Matthew

A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
Matthew, shut your bitch ass up!

Matthew you so damn tall!!

Matthew you such a dumb ass hoe!
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
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Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

U get no huzz, Ur game is horrible and ur unfunny or ur Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken
Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means ur a lame ass MF
by Bruh224 March 4, 2025
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Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.
by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is the most gay person in the universe, who is obsessed with basketball.
Haha look at that Matthew over there, he’s so gay!!!
by Poopyman1233 February 13, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves
Matthew had sex with 40 people
by Glorz March 18, 2021
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matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling
by Jkaghd May 12, 2018
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Aaron Matthew

Stay away from Aaron Matthew he has a monstrous glizzy
by Chsndjsj November 28, 2021
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