lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Hit a lick

Stealing things from school for clout

“Hay have you heard of the new TikTok trend hit a lick?”

by Ur_m0m_ September 16, 2021

Devious lick

a lick that is most devious and powerful when acquired

maggie: i found the most devious lick at school today

kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈

by maggieyourmom September 9, 2021

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

devious lick

where people steel stuff from school and take and or destroyed it

bruh did u see that devious lick Jayden did today that’s shit was hella cool!

by sweatyhoe September 15, 2021

she loves head licking

A phrase that means a girl enjoys tasting the tip of your dick.

Tommy : have you hooked up with that bitch sally?
Jimmy : Yeah! She loves head licking.

by YourMumsabitch December 29, 2022