Master Wood

(n)Another name for a teacher who is Mister wood.

I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)

by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds

Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»

by Colaenjoyer November 9, 2022

wooding

When you get very hard.

Mizernik1: Are u horny??
Mizernik2: Yes, im litteraly wooding so hard rn!
Mizernik1: Damn.

by kurtacha69 November 13, 2022

Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).

Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!

by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022

Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022