1) When a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his ass crack.
2) How the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the United States.
2) How the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the United States.
1) Borat and Ron Jeremy are so hairy they sport ass bushes on camera.
2) In the year 2125:
Teacher -- Class, which president is responible for turning the USA into a 3rd world nation?
Student -- The younger George Bush?
Teacher: What's is proper name as it appears in your text book?
Student: Oh yeah. Ass Bush!
2) In the year 2125:
Teacher -- Class, which president is responible for turning the USA into a 3rd world nation?
Student -- The younger George Bush?
Teacher: What's is proper name as it appears in your text book?
Student: Oh yeah. Ass Bush!
by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2009
Someone whom as been anally penetrated so many times that their anus takes the form of a blossomed flower. A.K.A, turtle neck.
by Binder October 01, 2004
No known origin, this word derives from the street slang equivalent for words like 'Coward', 'Scared'and 'Punk'.
Meaning to be afraid, unable to 'step-up'.
Also used in conjunction with the terms 'nigger' or 'nigga', 'trick', 'fool' and 'motherfucker'.
Meaning to be afraid, unable to 'step-up'.
Also used in conjunction with the terms 'nigger' or 'nigga', 'trick', 'fool' and 'motherfucker'.
Mark called Duane a bitch-ass motherfucker for backing down from a fight.
When Shirley found out Alana was dating her man behind her back, she stated 'I'm gonna beat that bitch-ass trick for fucking with my man!'
When Shirley found out Alana was dating her man behind her back, she stated 'I'm gonna beat that bitch-ass trick for fucking with my man!'
by Ocera December 22, 2004
paper toilet seat covers used to protect your ass from un-sanitary restroom conditions, such as splatter, shrapnel, coat the bowl and peeing out of my butt. it provides a nice, clean seal between your bum and the nasty toilet seat during those times when you just have to go.
by jLOUD August 04, 2006
A sudden and violent sickness with the primary symptom being total liquification and elimination of the entire intestinal tract over a period of days.
During ass flu the infected will experience defication with the consistency of burnt coffee every thirty minutes for at least three days. The accumulated stress will usually lead to an angy starfish with a peanut.
Ass flu is almost always contracted by eating at buffet restaurants frequented by mobs of geriatrics; Golden Coral, Fire Mountain Grill, or Luby's.
During ass flu the infected will experience defication with the consistency of burnt coffee every thirty minutes for at least three days. The accumulated stress will usually lead to an angy starfish with a peanut.
Ass flu is almost always contracted by eating at buffet restaurants frequented by mobs of geriatrics; Golden Coral, Fire Mountain Grill, or Luby's.
I didn't want to go Fire Mountain Grill because it looked like ass flu waiting to happen. When my friend Matt went there he got the worst case of ass flu ever. He said his starfish was destroyed by a peanut cluster.
by Matt Simmons October 16, 2006
a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
a place where people without lovers wish they lived
That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.
by kjo March 03, 2007