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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
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Dark soles

Bastardized term of the dark souls games, also a reference to the demon's souls character the maiden in black whose primary design choice is having dirty black soles, a creatibe decision influenced by miyazaki's insatiable sex offenses of sniffing his female coworkers' shoes.
"Kyle please don't start with your dark soles lore dumping again for the love of God"
"DARK SOLES IS THE BEST HACK AND SLASH FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME!!1!"
by Electric DJ July 12, 2022
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Dark Anima

Matt? Yea I saw him the other day being a dark anima. Those kinder gardeners are in counseling now, and I think he's in jail.
by Nsicvhshsjsicjdbbwhsjc ;) November 7, 2019
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Dark Fun

Another way of referring to having sex
Come to my house at 8 o'clock, I wanna have some dark fun with you; make sure to bring some condoms.
by Sostoyaniyegoje November 20, 2020
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The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
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