jimmy jam pimp pants

the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods

james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants

by literallyricky November 24, 2022

jam

something jimin hasn't

Jimin you got no jams!

by schale0306 April 13, 2017

Blackberry Jam

When a black man splooges on a (typically white) female, and she uses the fluids for spreading on toast

“I accidentally ate a blackberry jam sandwhich that Terry made last night, it was so gross!”

by CowboyBeBallz April 6, 2018

Comb Jam

The gunky paste or crusty scalp residue left over at the base of a comb after continual use by combing filthy hair. It's similar to Toe Jam but on a comb and it's nasty.

There was so much comb jam that you couldn't get it through his hair anymore.

by lololarue February 26, 2011

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Jammed the plug

When a guy is so fucked it he conks out with his dick inside you like a plug stuck in a socket .

“Yeah he fucking jammed the plug”

by Denzoelles June 15, 2019

Jam Magno

Jam Magno is a "Woke" twitter user who has been a massive dickhead for the past year

Here we go again, Jam Magno is spewing some dumb shit again.

by yepman June 3, 2021