go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

by styxfan July 30, 2014

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice

1. A mean come back.
2. A phrase for showin anger

I'm going to kick you in the eye twice if you say that one more time!

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

I'm gonna say the n word

Something that YOU won't be saying because YOU'RE not BLACK.

Dude: Hey, I'm gonna say the n word
Dude 2: That's racially offensive to every person of african descent, you cannot say the n word.

by Doggocool December 25, 2018

do something plz anything I'm bored

do something plz anything I'm bored

do something plz anything I'm bored

by Ittz_Random June 04, 2018

I'm taking my talents to south beach.

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!

Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot

by Princessss Kiara May 12, 2011

I'm taking my talents to South Beach

The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.

Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!

Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!

by Disappointed Ohioan October 27, 2010