by jenn July 01, 2003
I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.
by Doctor Chivago March 08, 2008
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 01, 2008
Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.
Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!
Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!
by Kevin Beckwith January 11, 2008
When you upload something serious to the urban dicโญtionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of ๐ and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say โโ๐ง๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ตโโ and they ban you.
Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
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by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021
by Dash G October 28, 2007
Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.
1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
by MrKapper December 02, 2005