funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

Fuck With A Lightskin Friday

The 6th day of the week where you find a lightskin woman and take her to poundtown.

Bop: Did you participate in Eat Ass Thursday?
Me: No, but I plan on getting shit cracking with Fuck With A Lightskin Friday.

by LSLowry June 27, 2025

not gay if it’s friday

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.

Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

by jackhom13 August 18, 2023

Thank the Universe it's Friday

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".

Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023

Prouder than a fish on a Friday

This saying is used to show that you are feeling really, really proud.

Kid: "I got 100% in my Science test!!"
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."

Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".

by FabulousOceanianFish May 10, 2025

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.

Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023