The spacing between vehicles , when you are trying to pull into traffic. It is approximately too close to pull out and too far apart for you to actually get to where you are going on time. ie. 1/2 to 3/4 of a Yugo car length.
15 trucks in a row, all going a douche length. Well might as well settle down until the incest pride parade goes past.
by benthenry April 3, 2015
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Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.
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by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015
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You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house
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