poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Dark Souls

When someone has feet so dirty, the soul becomes pitch black, giving a darkness effect

Thom has some serious foot fetish problem. Yesterday he asked me to wash with my feet in plastic bags so I would get Dark Souls and he could clean them with his mouth

by Opso Opos August 15, 2024

Sancho After Dark

The biggest dick on the internet

Don't be such a Sancho after dark

by GoatEater96 January 13, 2025

Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.

I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.

by RV Rage October 7, 2017

Rainbow In the dark

A closeted gay man.

Matt is a rainbow in the dark

by Mattsafag11 January 27, 2023

wrestle in the dark

Having sex

Yo you tryna wrestle in the dark tonight

by Beastmodekillemall February 19, 2017

For the Dark Lord

During the act of urination by a male on a female recepient in the shower. The male exclamates For the Dark Lord as loud as he can.

goth kid says: so i pissed on my girlfriend when we were in the shower so i had to yell FOR THE DARK LORD

Friend: Right on brah

by boyber92 March 18, 2010