Sam: I pulled a granny last night
Darryl: What was it like?
Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
Darryl: What was it like?
Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
by doofle January 15, 2013
Get the Cunt Dust mug.A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
Get the emergency cunt mug.A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.
Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones
by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011
Get the A Cunt in a Chair mug.Driving in the car and you have a green light and go to drive and there's a grandma about to walk infront of your car... So you beep and she desides to give u the finger and keep walking! Cunt mode
Or when your at a 2 way stop sign and you tell them to go and they tell you to go and you go to go and they start to go at the same time and curse u out like u did something so wrong!.. Cunt mode
Or when your at a 2 way stop sign and you tell them to go and they tell you to go and you go to go and they start to go at the same time and curse u out like u did something so wrong!.. Cunt mode
by Jaoni October 26, 2011
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Get the Prolapsed Cunt mug.Someone who is pretending to be your friend but who will turn you in for his own good by any chance at any given time.
In other words a backstabber, a rat or a snitch.
In other words a backstabber, a rat or a snitch.
My work mate ask me to go have drink with him tonight to talk about problems he has with the boss and the company.
Due to similar problems I agreed and did have a drink and a pretty good chat with him that night, but the very next day I got fired because that shifty cunt told the boss all of what I told him last night.
Now he moved up to my previous position.
Due to similar problems I agreed and did have a drink and a pretty good chat with him that night, but the very next day I got fired because that shifty cunt told the boss all of what I told him last night.
Now he moved up to my previous position.
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