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Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
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Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
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Cracker

A woman/man who is not mixed with any other ethnicities but white. It also means master and slave owner.
"There's a new Cracker in town" "man that is the whitest Cracker I've seen in a while"
by Kandampruto June 2, 2021
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Cracker

A person that's the definition of crack it's self.

A more common term can be a crack addict or a drug addict.
Dude don't get to close to John his a Cracker
by Lil Kennedy June 4, 2021
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crackering

zach is crackering about Minecraft zombie
by toni the trashman June 5, 2021
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crackering

spitting nonsense for hours on end talking about pointless and useless shit
zach was crackering about minecraft for hours on end
by toni the trashman June 5, 2021
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