moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

cracker

A word most white people get offended by to show their white fragility.

White person 1: I don’t care if people call me a cracker.
White person 2: But you should because it’s racist!! It’s like calling a black person the n-slur!!!

by MinecraftProMaster567 February 5, 2022

cracker captain

An endearing term for Donald Trump.

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?

by Aocstan January 18, 2021

Cinnamon Cracker

After a night of being stoned and eating nothing but crackers. Your poops come out looking like they got a cinnamon dusting on them.

Man this morning I nothing but Cinnamon Cracker's coming out of me. It has been a very rough morning.

by dr.Horny March 11, 2022

cracker

a white person

see that cracker over there
yea?
they are racist

by good god natalie October 16, 2021

sprinkled crackers

3 racist white individuals.

Y'all a bunch of sprinkled crackers you fucks.

by Xx420noscope420xX March 3, 2017

Cracker

A european nazi from the mediterranean that’s barely white but always likes to talk shit.
He’ also a zionist for some reason.

Cracker: “You arabs always come to our nations and rape our women.”

innocent dude: “Fuck you mean <<you>>? I ain’t raped no one. I’m not even Arab.”

Cracker: “Tomato Potato, you’re all the same.”

Innocent dude: “Fuck you too then, Cracker.

by mh049 July 26, 2025